The World of McSkunkville
Every character with a birth, a model, a role, and a story of their own — and worldwide access pages reaching for 38,000 cities.
The Creators
David McDermott II
The Creator — Founder of IAmTheLawSkunk.com & the World of McSkunkville
Dreama Sue Walker
Co-Creator of McSkunkville — Original Legend of the Fruit Mafia in America
Meet the makers on the full showcase — The Creators of McSkunkville.
The Cosmos
Planet McSkunkville
The Home World
Planet McSkunkville is a small green-and-gold world where every road eventually becomes Highway 75 and every sunset smells faintly of coffee and fresh paper. Its oceans are calm, its courthouses are open, and its gravity is exactly strong enough to keep a promise from floating away.
The Brough System
The Solar System
The Brough System runs on three laws older than its light: be supersonic honest, be supersonic polite, and only orbit when you're right. Its star — Old Lumen — has never once been late to a sunrise.
The Great White Stripe
The Galaxy
Seen from far enough away, the galaxy is unmistakable: a brilliant white stripe laid across the dark, nose to tail, as if the universe itself took a side. Every civilization in it eventually invents three things — the wheel, the coffee pot, and the sworn statement.
The Characters
Rosario Chico
The Director · Page Six Oklahoma
Atticus Bradstreet McDermott
Counsel of the House
Miss Jenny Skunk
First Secretary of McSkunkville
Zach
Owner, H&Z Mart
Quick Stop H&Z Mart
Gas & Diesel · 141st & Hwy 75
Judge McSkunk
The Honorable Bench of McSkunkville
The Fed Grinder
The Machine That Never Forgets
The Exchange, the Fleet & the Hospital
The Stripe Exchange
The Stock Market of McSkunkville
Where the town's companies list — every trade on the record, every ticker honest
Warrick Bufford
The Oracle of McSkunkville
The homespun billionaire — buys wonderful companies at fair prices and never sells the town short
Wiley Gatesby
The Software Baron & Grand Philanthropist
Built the town's computers, then gave the fortune to Stripe General and the schools
Sheikh Rashid al-Stripe
The Visiting Magnate of the Golden Fleet
The hundred-million-dollar yachtsman who anchors offshore and invests onshore — with papers, always papers
The McSkunkville Navy
The Fleet of the Stripe
Guards the harbors, runs the rescues — Admiral: Pearl Delacroix-Wendell
The McSkunkville Marines
The Stripe Corps
First through every door that hides a wrong — Commandant: Gunnery Colonel Abram 'Oak' Redcloud
The McSkunkville Police Department
The Constitutional Precinct
The only police department in any universe that reads you your rights twice — Chief: Constance 'Connie' Fairbanks
The McSkunkville County Sheriff's Department
The Long Ride of the Law
Serves the county the way the county deserves — Sheriff: Amos 'Steadfast' Cline
Dr. Amity Grace Okafor
Chief of Medicine, Stripe General
Runs the only hospital with NO FORCED MEDICINE carved over the door
Dr. Silas Thorncroft
Chief of Surgery
Ten thousand operations, every one explained first in plain words
The Lumen Research Institute
Research & Development of McSkunkville
Where the cures are hunted — Director: Dr. Priyanka Chen-Whitfeather
The Nurse Corps of Stripe General
The Hands of the Hospital
The ones who actually run the place, as every doctor freely admits
The Hall of the Fifty Governors
The Civic Atlas of the United States
McSkunkville's living civics hall — every state, every seal, every office a citizen can write to
The Death Chamber — A History
The Hardest Room in the Museum of Law
An unflinching civic history of capital punishment in America — from the electric chair to lethal injection
The Bible & the Ancient Wonders
The McSkunkville Bible — The Book of the Stripe
The Founding Scripture
The scripture the whole world runs on — three laws and the stories that prove them
The Pyramids of the Plains
The First Wonder of the World
Monuments to the only immortality McSkunkville believes in: work you signed your name to
The Standing Stones of Statute
The Ancient Law Circle
Where the first jury stood — and where every verdict on the planet still echoes
The First Courthouse Oak
The Living Wonder
The tree the first case was argued under — the College of Law was chartered in its shade
The Eternal Porch Light
The Last Wonder of the World
The light kept burning for everyone still out on the road — the planet's promise to its travelers
The Industries, Schools & Institutions
The Stripe Tower
World Headquarters, Skunk News Investigates
The tallest, most beautiful rise in McSkunkville — the Main Five on the top floor, three hundred truth-workers beneath
McSkunkville Motors
The Auto Industry of McSkunkville
Builds trucks that outlive their loans — owner: Delmar 'Del' Hardline, Chief of Works
Stripe Air Works
The Plane & Jet Industry of McSkunkville
Planes and jets with perfect logbooks — owner: Captain Odessa Vane, Chief Test Pilot & Proprietor
Whirlybird Heavy
The Helicopter Industry of McSkunkville
Helicopters for rescue, ranching, and the news desk — owner: Hutch Calloway, Yardmaster (yes, Max's brother)
LongHaul Stripe Trucking
The Trucking Industry
Freight with a handshake — owner: Ruby 'Two-Log' Tatum, Dispatch Queen
McSkunkville Manufacturing Works
The Manufacturing Industry
From skillets to swing sets — owner: Gideon Pratt, Plant Father
Stripe & Hook Towing
The Tow Truck Industry
Nobody stays in the ditch — owner: Early Boyd, The Hookman
The Half-Inch Hose Clamp Company
Precision Fastening Industry
The little part that saves the whole trip — owner: Petunia 'Pet' Snugg, Torque Mistress
Old McSkunkville Bell Telephone
The Telephone Company
Every call connected, every message kept — owner: The Widow Marbelle Toll, Chief Operator
McSkunkville College of Law
The School of Schools
Where every reporter, counselor, and judge learned the record — Dean: Hon. Cordelia Marchbanks (ret.)
Stripetail Elementary & High School
The Town Schools
Raises the town's readers, arguers, and hall monitors — Principal: Miss Verbena Clabber
The Stripe Modeling Agency
The Modeling & Talent Industry
Beauty with a spine — owner: Coco LaFleur-Redcloud, Directrice
McSkunkville Savings & Trust
The Town Bank
Keeps the town's money the way Atticus keeps its record — President: Barnaby Sound, Banker of the Old School
Stripe General Hospital
The Medicine of McSkunkville
Heals first, papers later — Chief of Medicine: Dr. Amity Grace Okafor
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