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Mastery of
Procedure

Substance wins the argument; procedure decides whether the argument is ever heard. The complete Federal Rules of Civil and Criminal Procedure — annotated where the traps live — and the local rulebooks of Oklahoma, county by county, courthouse by courthouse. More states join the shelf as they are mastered.

All 86 rules, Titles I–XIII of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure. Gold-flagged annotations mark the rules that decide pro se cases. Rule text is public law — read any rule in full at law.cornell.edu/rules/frcp.

Title I — Scope of Rules; Form of Action

1
Scope and Purpose

The whole game in one sentence: the just, speedy, and inexpensive determination of every action. Quote it when a court or opponent tries to bury you in procedure.

2
One Form of Action

There is one form — the civil action. No ancient writs required.

Title II — Commencing an Action; Service; Pleadings, Motions, and Orders

3
Commencing an Action

A civil action is commenced by filing a complaint. Your statute of limitations clock usually stops here.

4
Summons

Service of process — where pro se cases die. 90 days to serve (Rule 4(m)). Waiver of service (4(d)) saves money; officers sued individually must be served personally or per state law (4(e)).

4.1
Serving Other Process
5
Serving and Filing Pleadings and Other Papers

Everything after the complaint gets served on every party — CM/ECF handles it once you're in the system.

5.1
Constitutional Challenge to a Statute — Notice

Attacking a statute's constitutionality? You must notice the U.S. or state attorney general.

5.2
Privacy Protection for Filings

Redact SSNs, birth years, minors' names, financial account numbers. Courts enforce this.

6
Computing and Extending Time

How deadlines actually count — exclude the trigger day, count every day, roll weekends/holidays forward. Three extra days for mail service (6(d)).

Title III — Pleadings and Motions

7
Pleadings Allowed; Form of Motions

What filings exist. Motions must state grounds with particularity.

7.1
Disclosure Statement

Corporate parties disclose ownership; diversity cases disclose citizenship.

8
General Rules of Pleading

The heart of the complaint: short and plain statement showing entitlement to relief. Plausibility under Twombly/Iqbal — plead facts, not labels.

9
Pleading Special Matters

Fraud and mistake demand particularity — who, what, when, where, how.

10
Form of Pleadings

Caption, numbered paragraphs, one set of circumstances per paragraph. Exhibits attached become part of the pleading (10(c)).

11
Signing Pleadings; Representations; Sanctions

Your signature certifies the filing is grounded in fact and law. The 21-day safe harbor (11(c)(2)) protects you — and disciplines opponents. This is why we verify every citation.

12
Defenses and Objections; Motion to Dismiss

The gauntlet: 12(b)(1) jurisdiction, 12(b)(6) failure to state a claim. Know it from both sides — most civil-rights cases are won or lost here.

13
Counterclaim and Crossclaim

Compulsory counterclaims (13(a)) are use-it-or-lose-it.

14
Third-Party Practice
15
Amended and Supplemental Pleadings

Amend once as of right within 21 days; after that, leave is 'freely given when justice so requires' — Foman v. Davis. Relation back (15(c)) can rescue a limitations problem.

16
Pretrial Conferences; Scheduling; Management

The scheduling order runs your case. Miss its deadlines and 16(f) sanctions follow.

Title IV — Parties

17
Plaintiff and Defendant; Capacity

Sue in the name of the real party in interest.

18
Joinder of Claims

Bring every claim you have against a party — one suit.

19
Required Joinder of Parties
20
Permissive Joinder of Parties

Multiple officers, one incident — join them all.

21
Misjoinder and Nonjoinder
22
Interpleader
23
Class Actions

Numerosity, commonality, typicality, adequacy — then (b)(1),(2), or (3).

23.1
Derivative Actions
23.2
Actions Relating to Unincorporated Associations
24
Intervention

How a stranger joins a case — of right or by permission.

25
Substitution of Parties

Death, incompetency, or an official leaving office — the successor is automatically substituted (25(d)).

Title V — Disclosures and Discovery

26
Duty to Disclose; General Discovery Provisions

The master rule: initial disclosures, proportionality (26(b)(1)), protective orders (26(c)), the discovery conference (26(f)).

27
Depositions to Perpetuate Testimony
28
Persons Before Whom Depositions May Be Taken
29
Stipulations About Discovery
30
Depositions by Oral Examination

10 depositions, 7 hours each, without leave. The single most powerful truth-extraction tool a litigant has.

31
Depositions by Written Questions
32
Using Depositions in Court Proceedings
33
Interrogatories to Parties

25 written questions, answered under oath in 30 days.

34
Producing Documents, ESI, and Tangible Things

The document demand — bodycam, emails, policies, personnel files. 30 days to respond.

35
Physical and Mental Examinations
36
Requests for Admission

Silence is admission — unanswered requests are deemed admitted after 30 days. Devastating and underused.

37
Failure to Cooperate in Discovery; Sanctions

The enforcement arm: motions to compel, fee-shifting, and spoliation sanctions for destroyed ESI (37(e)).

Title VI — Trials

38
Right to a Jury Trial; Demand

Demand your jury in writing within 14 days of the last pleading — or waive it forever. Put it on the complaint's face.

39
Trial by Jury or by the Court
40
Scheduling Cases for Trial
41
Dismissal of Actions

Voluntary dismissal (41(a)) — the one-free-dismissal rule. Involuntary (41(b)) for failure to prosecute; the pro se litigant's quiet killer.

42
Consolidation; Separate Trials
43
Taking Testimony
44
Proving an Official Record
44.1
Determining Foreign Law
45
Subpoena

Your reach beyond the parties — records and witnesses from anyone. 100-mile rule; the issuing court enforces.

46
Objecting to a Ruling or Order
47
Selecting Jurors
48
Number of Jurors; Verdict; Polling

6 to 12 jurors; unanimous unless stipulated.

49
Special Verdict; General Verdict and Questions
50
Judgment as a Matter of Law

Move at the close of evidence — and renew it (50(b)) or lose appellate review of sufficiency.

51
Instructions to the Jury; Objections

Object before the jury retires or the error is waived.

52
Findings and Conclusions by the Court
53
Masters

Title VII — Judgment

54
Judgment; Costs; Attorney's Fees

Fee motions within 14 days of judgment (54(d)(2)) — § 1988 fees in civil-rights cases ride on this.

55
Default; Default Judgment

The two-step: clerk's entry of default, then default judgment. Also how you vacate one against you — good cause under 55(c).

56
Summary Judgment

The main event of civil litigation. Genuine dispute of material fact — Celotex, Anderson, Matsushita. Respond with evidence, never with argument alone.

57
Declaratory Judgment
58
Entering Judgment

The separate-document rule — appeal clocks run from entry.

59
New Trial; Altering or Amending a Judgment

28 days, jurisdictional, no extensions. A timely 59(e) motion tolls the appeal deadline.

60
Relief from a Judgment or Order

The second-chance rule. 60(b)(1)-(3) within one year; 60(b)(4) void judgments; 60(b)(6) extraordinary circumstances; 60(d)(3) fraud on the court — no time limit. Know it cold.

61
Harmless Error
62
Stay of Proceedings to Enforce a Judgment

Automatic 30-day stay; supersedeas bond for more.

62.1
Indicative Ruling on a Motion Barred by a Pending Appeal

How to ask the trial court for 60(b) relief while your appeal is pending.

63
Judge's Inability to Proceed

Title VIII — Provisional and Final Remedies

64
Seizing a Person or Property
65
Injunctions and Restraining Orders

TROs and preliminary injunctions — the Winter v. NRDC four-factor test. Specificity requirements of 65(d) bind the order.

65.1
Proceedings Against a Security Provider
66
Receivers
67
Deposit into Court
68
Offer of Judgment

The cost-shifting trap: reject an offer, do worse at trial, and pay post-offer costs — Marek v. Chesny reaches § 1988 fees.

69
Execution

Collecting on your judgment.

70
Enforcing a Judgment for a Specific Act
71
Enforcing Relief For or Against a Nonparty

Title IX — Special Proceedings

71.1
Condemning Real or Personal Property
72
Magistrate Judges: Pretrial Order

Object to a magistrate's report within 14 days — or waive review. Never let this one pass.

73
Magistrate Judges: Trial by Consent

Consent is voluntary. You may decline without penalty.

Title X — District Courts and Clerks

77
Conducting Business; Clerk's Authority; Notice

Lack of notice of entry doesn't extend appeal time by itself — calendar everything yourself.

78
Hearing Motions; Submission on Briefs
79
Records Kept by the Clerk
80
Stenographic Transcript as Evidence

Title XI — General Provisions

81
Applicability of the Rules in General

Where these rules do and don't apply — habeas, bankruptcy, removed actions.

82
Jurisdiction and Venue Unaffected
83
Rules by District Courts; Judge's Directives

The gateway to LOCAL RULES — every district writes its own. No sanction for a nonwillful local-form violation without notice.

84
Forms (Abrogated 2015)
85
Title
86
Effective Dates

Rule numbers and annotations are educational summaries — legal information, not legal advice. Rules are amended (usually each December 1); always read the current rule text and your district's local rules and the judge's chamber rules before filing.

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