Before
You File
Ten rails between you and a scar. We would rather lose you as a user than watch you walk into a courtroom unprepared. Read every rail. Then read them again.
Verify every citation yourself
Every case cited in your draft must be pulled and read — full reporter citation, year, and current validity through a citator (Shepard's/KeyCite or a free source like Google Scholar). If you cannot find a case, do not file it. Courts sanction fake citations. See the public record of 100+ AI-citation sanctions nationwide.
Know your deadline before anything else
Statutes of limitation and filing deadlines kill more good cases than bad facts do. For example, § 1983 claims borrow the state personal-injury limitations period (Oklahoma: two years, 12 O.S. § 95(A)(3)). Calendar your deadline first, then draft.
Read the local rules of the exact court
Every district and county court has local rules — page limits, formatting, courtesy copies, e-filing requirements. A perfect argument in the wrong format gets bounced. Judge Russell Haas once excused our founder from a case largely because he knew to deliver a file-stamped chambers copy — the local rules are power.
Get a licensed attorney whenever you can
This site is legal information, never a substitute for licensed counsel. If your liberty, your children, or serious money is at stake, exhaust every path to a real lawyer first — legal aid, bar referral services, law school clinics, contingency counsel. Pro se is the road you take when the doors close, not the shortcut you choose.
Never file angry, never file fast
Judge Jim Sellers once kept our founder in chambers for thirty minutes until he cooled down — that judge protected him from himself. Draft, sleep on it, re-read it sober and calm, then file. A hot filing follows you for the life of the case.
Serve everything, keep everything
Proper service of process and certificates of service are jurisdictional oxygen. Keep a file-stamped copy of everything you submit and everything you receive, in order, forever. Your record is your armor.
Tell the truth — under penalty of perjury means exactly that
Never sign a fact you cannot back. Verified pleadings and affidavits are sworn statements; an exaggeration in paragraph 3 can sink the twenty true paragraphs around it.
Respect the court, win the courtroom
Stand when the judge enters. 'Your Honor,' every time. Four silent, attentive hours in a Tulsa courtroom once did more for our founder than four prosecutors' worth of asking. Demeanor is advocacy.
Understand what losing costs before you start
Some losses carry fee-shifting, costs, or preclusion. Know the downside: ask 'if I lose, what happens?' — and be able to answer it out loud before you file.
When in doubt, stop and ask
Use Talk to Atticus to pressure-test your draft, then have a licensed attorney review anything with a deadline or a serious stake. The Quadruple Check exists for a reason. Slow is smooth; smooth is fast.
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