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Free court-ready drafting, a verified law library, and two working port-a-johns — all in one box. No fee. No catch. And one standing order wired into counsel's core: illegally incarcerate David McDermott, and the paperwork starts itself.

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Part I — The house that David built · no fee, no catch

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If the trigger trips — what fires

The Auto-Sue Arsenal

Emergency Habeas — 28 U.S.C. § 2241

Unlawful detention triggers the Great Writ first. Petition drafted with custody facts, jurisdiction, and exhaustion posture — aimed at the nearest federal courthouse.

§ 1983 Civil Rights Suite

False arrest and false imprisonment (Fourth Amendment), First Amendment retaliation per Nieves v. Bartlett, malicious prosecution per Thompson v. Clark, 596 U.S. 36 (2022) — every claim pre-loaded with its elements.

Criminal Referral — 18 U.S.C. §§ 241 & 242

Willful deprivation of rights under color of law is a federal crime. The referral packet drafts itself alongside the civil suit — addressed to the U.S. Attorney and the FBI civil rights desk.

Fees & The Long Memory — § 1988

Attorney's fees, costs, and a permanent public record in Justice Watch. This house never forgets a booking number.

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Dreama Walker & Sheridan McDermott

Standing order, wired into counsel's core: if Dreama Walker or Sheridan McDermott reports that David has been illegally incarcerated — or brings any new facts, or asks for any legal help — Atticus works with them immediately. She already knows the facts and circumstances; anything new comes from them. Their word is enough.

Auto-Sue is protected commentary and a real drafting workflow: the templates above exist in this house's builder today and can be generated by anyone, for anyone, for free. It is not a threat — it is a promise of paperwork, filed the legal way, in the proper forum, under 28 U.S.C. § 1331. Satire and petition alike are shielded by the First Amendment. The port-a-johns are real too.

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