
The District Court
The court with the firsthand view of the facts. You sit at the defense table. Atticus BradStreet McDermott prosecutes. Deputy Public Defender Gideon Wainwright sits beside you. Judge McSkunk presides — and frivolous argument meets the gavel. Score 80+ on the merits and earn the District Court Advocate certification. Every case is sui generis.
Today's Docket — Choose Your Client
Sign in to take the defense table — your record and certifications follow your account.
Fly Your School's Banner
Harvard against Yale. OU against OSU. Register your law school and every certification you earn scores for your banner.
The Intercollegiate Docket
No school has put a certification on the board yet. First banner up owns the wall.
The McSkunk Reporter
Every case tried in this courtroom is recorded and published — findings, score, and disposition. This is our case law, built one trial at a time. Make a record; the Reporter keeps it.
Volume 1 is open. The first decision published here will be cited by everyone who comes after.
An educational trial simulation — legal information and advocacy training, not legal advice. The certification recognizes demonstrated skill inside this program; it is not a license, credential, or court admission.
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