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MARKETSEquities drift as traders assess Fed rate outlook amid mixed economic signals•MARKETSTreasury yields hold steady; bond market watches inflation data closely•MARKETSLegal-sector M&A activity remains elevated as firms pursue strategic growth•TOP CASEDobbs v. Jackson redraws abortion rights landscape, spurring state-level litigation•TOP CASE303 Creative clarifies First Amendment limits on public-accommodation laws•TOP CASEStudents for Fair Admissions ruling reshapes university admissions nationwide•USAFederal courts continue to grapple with scope of executive agency rulemaking authority•USAAccess-to-justice gap persists as legal aid organizations face rising demand•USAState legislatures actively revising privacy statutes amid growing data concerns•WORLDInternational Criminal Court jurisdiction debates intensify among member states•WORLDEU AI Act implementation raises compliance questions for global tech companies•WORLDCross-border data transfer frameworks under review as privacy standards evolve•MARKETSEquities drift as traders assess Fed rate outlook amid mixed economic signals•MARKETSTreasury yields hold steady; bond market watches inflation data closely•MARKETSLegal-sector M&A activity remains elevated as firms pursue strategic growth•TOP CASEDobbs v. Jackson redraws abortion rights landscape, spurring state-level litigation•TOP CASE303 Creative clarifies First Amendment limits on public-accommodation laws•TOP CASEStudents for Fair Admissions ruling reshapes university admissions nationwide•USAFederal courts continue to grapple with scope of executive agency rulemaking authority•USAAccess-to-justice gap persists as legal aid organizations face rising demand•USAState legislatures actively revising privacy statutes amid growing data concerns•WORLDInternational Criminal Court jurisdiction debates intensify among member states•WORLDEU AI Act implementation raises compliance questions for global tech companies•WORLDCross-border data transfer frameworks under review as privacy standards evolve•
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ON THE RECORDFormer U.S. Sen. Bob Menendez convicted — bribery, extortion & acting as a foreign agent — 11 years⚖ON THE RECORDFormer U.S. Rep. George Santos pled guilty — wire fraud & aggravated identity theft — 87 months⚖ON THE RECORDFormer FBI agent Robert Hanssen — espionage for Russia — life without parole⚖ON THE RECORDFormer CIA officer Aldrich Ames — espionage against the United States — life in prison⚖ON THE RECORDFormer FBI counterintel chief Charles McGonigal pled guilty — sanctions violations for a Russian oligarch⚖ON THE RECORDFormer Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich — convicted of corruption — 14 years⚖ON THE RECORDFormer Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick — racketeering & extortion — 28 years⚖ON THE RECORDFormer U.S. Rep. Chaka Fattah — racketeering & fraud — 10 years⚖ON THE RECORDFormer U.S. Rep. Duncan Hunter pled guilty — conversion of campaign funds⚖ON THE RECORDFormer U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. pled guilty — $750K in campaign funds — 30 months⚖ON THE RECORDFormer IRS contractor Charles Littlejohn — stole & leaked tax returns — 5 years⚖ON THE RECORDBaltimore Gun Trace Task Force — 8 police officers convicted of racketeering & robbery⚖ON THE RECORD'Fat Leonard' scandal — dozens of Navy officials convicted of bribery & fraud⚖ON THE RECORDFormer FCI Dublin warden Ray Garcia convicted — abuse of incarcerated women — 70 months⚖ON THE RECORDFormer DHS acting IG Charles Edwards pled guilty — stealing government software & data⚖ON THE RECORDFormer VA pathologist Robert Levy — fraud & involuntary manslaughter — 20 years⚖ON THE RECORDFormer NY Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver — convicted of corruption — 6.5 years⚖ON THE RECORDFormer NSA contractor Reality Winner — Espionage Act — 63 months⚖ON THE RECORDFormer U.S. Sen. Bob Menendez convicted — bribery, extortion & acting as a foreign agent — 11 years⚖ON THE RECORDFormer U.S. Rep. George Santos pled guilty — wire fraud & aggravated identity theft — 87 months⚖ON THE RECORDFormer FBI agent Robert Hanssen — espionage for Russia — life without parole⚖ON THE RECORDFormer CIA officer Aldrich Ames — espionage against the United States — life in prison⚖ON THE RECORDFormer FBI counterintel chief Charles McGonigal pled guilty — sanctions violations for a Russian oligarch⚖ON THE RECORDFormer Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich — convicted of corruption — 14 years⚖ON THE RECORDFormer Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick — racketeering & extortion — 28 years⚖ON THE RECORDFormer U.S. Rep. Chaka Fattah — racketeering & fraud — 10 years⚖ON THE RECORDFormer U.S. Rep. Duncan Hunter pled guilty — conversion of campaign funds⚖ON THE RECORDFormer U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. pled guilty — $750K in campaign funds — 30 months⚖ON THE RECORDFormer IRS contractor Charles Littlejohn — stole & leaked tax returns — 5 years⚖ON THE RECORDBaltimore Gun Trace Task Force — 8 police officers convicted of racketeering & robbery⚖ON THE RECORD'Fat Leonard' scandal — dozens of Navy officials convicted of bribery & fraud⚖ON THE RECORDFormer FCI Dublin warden Ray Garcia convicted — abuse of incarcerated women — 70 months⚖ON THE RECORDFormer DHS acting IG Charles Edwards pled guilty — stealing government software & data⚖ON THE RECORDFormer VA pathologist Robert Levy — fraud & involuntary manslaughter — 20 years⚖ON THE RECORDFormer NY Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver — convicted of corruption — 6.5 years⚖ON THE RECORDFormer NSA contractor Reality Winner — Espionage Act — 63 months⚖
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Wiley Gatesby

The Software Baron & Grand Philanthropist

Born: Wrote his first program on the back of a feed receipt

Model: Innovator Series No. 1 · spectacles and punch cards included

Role: Built the town's computers, then gave the fortune to Stripe General and the schools

Wiley Gatesby wired McSkunkville for the future from a garage behind the Chrome Barn, then did the unthinkable: gave most of it away — wings at Stripe General, laboratories at the College, a computer on every school desk.

His foundation's charter is one sentence long: 'A cure, a classroom, and a clean record for everyone.'

He still debugs the library computers himself, on Tuesdays.

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