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Wiley Gatesby wired McSkunkville for the future from a garage behind the Chrome Barn, then did the unthinkable: gave most of it away — wings at Stripe General, laboratories at the College, a computer on every school desk.

His foundation's charter is one sentence long: 'A cure, a classroom, and a clean record for everyone.'

He still debugs the library computers himself, on Tuesdays.

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