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The McSkunkville Land Rush · Founder's Rates · Open Now

Buy Internet Real Estate in McSkunkville — Before It Goes Astronomical

9,689 indexed pages. 241 world cities. 14 industries. One growing universe. The rate card below is the founder's rate card. When it goes up, it does not come back down.

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The Founder's Rate Card

City Network Placement

40 spots

Your brand's banner across all 241 world-city pages of one McSkunkville entity — Tokyo to Tulsa, every page carrying your name.

$100/mo$2,500/mo later

Highway 75 Sign

24 spots

A roadside sign across the industry wing — trucking, towing, motors, aviation, and the Quick Stop crowd. Where the working traffic rolls.

$250/mo$10,000/mo later

Main Street Billboard

12 spots

The premier billboard on the McSkunkville hub and top character pages — the busiest corner in the universe.

$500/mo$25,000/mo later

Industry Title Sponsor

14 spots

Own an entire industry wing. “LongHaul Stripe Trucking — presented by YOUR BRAND.” One sponsor per industry. Exclusive.

$1,500/mo$50,000/mo later

Stripe Tower Naming Rights

1 spot

Your name on the 88-floor Stripe Tower — the tallest, most beautiful rise in McSkunkville — for a full year. One exists. One will ever exist.

$10,000/yr$250,000/yr later

All placements are sold through the Skunk Store with secure Stripe checkout. Founder's rates are honored for as long as your placement renews without lapse.

Notice to the Big Boys

WALMART

Get in now, Walmart. Main Street has one corner big enough for you, and it is priced like 1962 — for now.

AUTOZONE

Get in now, AutoZone. McSkunkville Motors, Stripe & Hook Towing, and the No. 22 hose clamp crowd are your people. Every gearhead page can carry your sign.

CBC

Get in now, CBC. The Stripe Tower newsroom runs 24 hours and the broadcast spire is visible from three counties. Media buys media — buy early.

EVERYONE ELSE

Trucking lines, banks, tool makers, soda bottlers — the founder's rate card does not care how big you are. It cares when you arrived.

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