The Brough System
The Solar System
Born: Catalogued the day the Doctrine was written
Model: Single golden star with seven worlds in honest orbits
Role: The solar system that holds Planet McSkunkville — every orbit on the record, none ever missed
The Brough System runs on three laws older than its light: be supersonic honest, be supersonic polite, and only orbit when you're right. Its star — Old Lumen — has never once been late to a sunrise.
Seven worlds circle Old Lumen: McSkunkville, the paper-white world of Affidavit, the twin trade worlds Cashier and Ledger, storm-wrapped Subpoena, quiet Retainer, and far, cold Appeal — which takes the longest to come around, but always comes around.
Astronomers call it the only system where every orbit is filed in advance.
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