The Pyramids of the Plains · Bordeaux, France
In Bordeaux they say hello twice and mean it once — McSkunkville fixes the ratio. These days, letters postmarked Bordeaux sit in the town's welcome drawer, and Come by the lore pages; Bordeaux always has a seat.
West of town, where the wheat gives way to old stone, stand the three Pyramids of the Plains — Honesty, Patience, and Proof. Unlike the pyramids of other worlds, these were built by free hands, and every single block bears its mason's signature. Forty thousand names, still legible.
Inside there are no tombs. There are archives — chamber after chamber of the world's oldest records, dry and safe, waiting for anyone with a question and a lantern.
Carved over the entrance of the greatest pyramid: WHAT WE WROTE DOWN, TIME COULD NOT TAKE.
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