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Sao Paulo, Brazil — where the McSkunkville story finds new porch lights. These days, readers in Sao Paulo write to the town by the dozen, and Come by the lore pages; Sao Paulo always has a seat.

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He came to town with two suitcases and a work ethic, and built the busiest counter on the highway. His coffee is strong, his handshake is stronger, and his register has never once been wrong on purpose.

When McSkunkville needed a place where everybody's welcome at 5 a.m., Zach turned the lights on — and never turned them off.

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