The Stripe Exchange · Helsinki, Finland
Helsinki knows the McSkunkville way: keep your word, keep your receipts. These days, letters postmarked Helsinki sit in the town's welcome drawer, and The town ledger lists Helsinki among friends.
The Stripe Exchange runs the SKUNKDAQ — the only index on any world where a company can be delisted for lying. The brass ticker clatters out earnings, and every trade settles with a handshake you could frame.
Listed proudly: MSKV (Holdings), HOSE (Half-Inch Hose Clamp Co.), WING (Stripe Air Works), NEWS (Skunk News). The bell is the old courthouse gavel, retired to finance.
Etched over the floor: BUY TRUTH. HOLD IT.
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