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The road to Port Harcourt is long, but the ledger travels light. These days, letters postmarked Port Harcourt sit in the town's welcome drawer, and Wherever Port Harcourt needs a story with a spine, the town obliges.

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Nobody remembers who built it. Everybody remembers the day it started running and never stopped. It hums louder when officials misbehave, and it has never once run out of paper.

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