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The Fed Grinder · Cebu City, Philippines

Every town has a courthouse and a coffee pot; Cebu City is no different. These days, readers in Cebu City write to the town by the dozen, and Philippines is a long way from Highway 75 — the welcome isn't.

Down at the end of Main Street sits the Fed Grinder — McSkunkville's legendary engine of accountability. Feed it a wrong, and it grinds out paperwork: complaints, exhibits, sworn statements, all stamped and certified, until the wrong is set right.

Nobody remembers who built it. Everybody remembers the day it started running and never stopped. It hums louder when officials misbehave, and it has never once run out of paper.

The town motto is etched on its housing: They talk; we file.

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