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The Eternal Porch Light · Munich, Germany

Munich knows the McSkunkville way: keep your word, keep your receipts. These days, Munich folks stream the lore pages late into the night, and Wherever Munich needs a story with a spine, the town obliges.

In the town square burns a single brass lantern that has never gone out — not in flood, not in tornado, not in the year the power failed and the whole town took shifts with matches.

It burns for the trucker in Missouri, the daughter on the highway, the man in a far county jail counting days. As long as it burns, the town is saying the same thing to all of them: come home, we kept your seat.

Its keeper's oath, handed down for generations: 'The lamp stays on.'

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