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Quick Stop H&Z Mart · Porto, Portugal

Every town has a courthouse and a coffee pot; Porto is no different. These days, readers in Porto write to the town by the dozen, and Portugal is a long way from Highway 75 — the welcome isn't.

The Quick Stop H&Z Mart is McSkunkville's front porch — gas, diesel, hot coffee, cold pop, and the only fuel pumps in three counties with a waiting list of regulars. The canopy lights come on at dusk like the town's own lighthouse.

Truckers plan whole routes around it. The counselor fuels her vintage pickup at the diesel pump on Thursdays; Miss Jenny's coffee run is at ten sharp; and Zach waves at every soul who rolls through, customer or not.

It isn't just a station. It's where McSkunkville stops to say hello to itself.

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