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MARKETSEquity markets steady as traders monitor central bank policy signals•MARKETSBond yields edge in focus amid ongoing inflation and rate-path uncertainty•MARKETSLegal-sector M&A activity remains elevated as firms seek scale and tech capability•TOP CASEDobbs v. Jackson reordered state authority over reproductive rights law•TOP CASE303 Creative clarified First Amendment limits on public-accommodation statutes•TOP CASEStudents for Fair Admissions ended race-conscious admissions at U.S. universities•USAFederal courts continue to manage record civil docket backlogs nationwide•USAAccess-to-justice gap widens as legal aid funding faces budget pressures•USABipartisan interest grows in AI regulation frameworks for legal and civic use•USAE-filing mandates expanding across state court systems to improve efficiency•WORLDInternational arbitration filings remain at historic highs across major venues•WORLDEU AI Act implementation sets global benchmark for algorithmic accountability•MARKETSEquity markets steady as traders monitor central bank policy signals•MARKETSBond yields edge in focus amid ongoing inflation and rate-path uncertainty•MARKETSLegal-sector M&A activity remains elevated as firms seek scale and tech capability•TOP CASEDobbs v. Jackson reordered state authority over reproductive rights law•TOP CASE303 Creative clarified First Amendment limits on public-accommodation statutes•TOP CASEStudents for Fair Admissions ended race-conscious admissions at U.S. universities•USAFederal courts continue to manage record civil docket backlogs nationwide•USAAccess-to-justice gap widens as legal aid funding faces budget pressures•USABipartisan interest grows in AI regulation frameworks for legal and civic use•USAE-filing mandates expanding across state court systems to improve efficiency•WORLDInternational arbitration filings remain at historic highs across major venues•WORLDEU AI Act implementation sets global benchmark for algorithmic accountability•

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