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Planet McSkunkville · Guangzhou, China

The road to Guangzhou is long, but the ledger travels light. These days, the Guangzhou chapter of the fan club meets wherever the coffee is honest, and China is a long way from Highway 75 — the welcome isn't.

Planet McSkunkville is a small green-and-gold world where every road eventually becomes Highway 75 and every sunset smells faintly of coffee and fresh paper. Its oceans are calm, its courthouses are open, and its gravity is exactly strong enough to keep a promise from floating away.

Cartographers note one impossible feature: no matter where you land, Main Street is twenty minutes away. The locals consider this a legal requirement.

Its two moons — Docket and Gavel — rise together on filing days.

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