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Ankara, Turkey — where the McSkunkville story finds new porch lights. These days, readers in Ankara write to the town by the dozen, and Come by the lore pages; Ankara always has a seat.

Planet McSkunkville is a small green-and-gold world where every road eventually becomes Highway 75 and every sunset smells faintly of coffee and fresh paper. Its oceans are calm, its courthouses are open, and its gravity is exactly strong enough to keep a promise from floating away.

Cartographers note one impossible feature: no matter where you land, Main Street is twenty minutes away. The locals consider this a legal requirement.

Its two moons — Docket and Gavel — rise together on filing days.

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