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Miss Jenny Skunk · San Juan, Puerto Rico

The road to San Juan is long, but the ledger travels light. These days, the San Juan chapter of the fan club meets wherever the coffee is honest, and The town ledger lists San Juan among friends.

Miss Jenny Skunk runs the back office of the whole town — appointments, missions, certified mail, and the coffee that keeps the courthouse honest. Her hair is long and lustrous, her ledger is longer, and nothing gets past either one.

She came up the hard way, paid her bills a week early once she could, and earned the title First Secretary because the town's founder swore she'd been worth her keep since the day he met her. Ask anyone on Main Street who really runs McSkunkville and they'll glance toward her desk before they answer.

Her rule is stitched on a pillow behind her chair: friends who paper their deals stay friends.

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