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Miss Jenny Skunk · Phuket, Thailand

In Phuket they say hello twice and mean it once — McSkunkville fixes the ratio. These days, the Phuket chapter of the fan club meets wherever the coffee is honest, and The town ledger lists Phuket among friends.

Miss Jenny Skunk runs the back office of the whole town — appointments, missions, certified mail, and the coffee that keeps the courthouse honest. Her hair is long and lustrous, her ledger is longer, and nothing gets past either one.

She came up the hard way, paid her bills a week early once she could, and earned the title First Secretary because the town's founder swore she'd been worth her keep since the day he met her. Ask anyone on Main Street who really runs McSkunkville and they'll glance toward her desk before they answer.

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