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Miss Jenny Skunk · Antwerp, Belgium

Every town has a courthouse and a coffee pot; Antwerp is no different. These days, Antwerp travelers stop at the Quick Stop when the highway brings them through, and Wherever Antwerp needs a story with a spine, the town obliges.

Miss Jenny Skunk runs the back office of the whole town — appointments, missions, certified mail, and the coffee that keeps the courthouse honest. Her hair is long and lustrous, her ledger is longer, and nothing gets past either one.

She came up the hard way, paid her bills a week early once she could, and earned the title First Secretary because the town's founder swore she'd been worth her keep since the day he met her. Ask anyone on Main Street who really runs McSkunkville and they'll glance toward her desk before they answer.

Her rule is stitched on a pillow behind her chair: friends who paper their deals stay friends.

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