The McSkunkville Navy · Kampala, Uganda

Kampala, Uganda — where the McSkunkville story finds new porch lights. These days, Kampala folks stream the lore pages late into the night, and McSkunkville keeps a porch light on for Kampala.

The Navy's first mission was a flood rescue and it never forgot: every hull is built to run TOWARD trouble. The flagship RSS AFFIDAVIT carries no guns that fire first — only lines, lights, and the finest record-keeping afloat.

Admiral Pearl Delacroix-Wendell logs every sortie by hand. 'A rescue unrecorded,' she says, 'is a promise unproven.'

Fleet motto: STEADY. HONEST. HOME.

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