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The McSkunkville Navy · Cebu City, Philippines

In Cebu City they say hello twice and mean it once — McSkunkville fixes the ratio. These days, Cebu City travelers stop at the Quick Stop when the highway brings them through, and Wherever Cebu City needs a story with a spine, the town obliges.

The Navy's first mission was a flood rescue and it never forgot: every hull is built to run TOWARD trouble. The flagship RSS AFFIDAVIT carries no guns that fire first — only lines, lights, and the finest record-keeping afloat.

Admiral Pearl Delacroix-Wendell logs every sortie by hand. 'A rescue unrecorded,' she says, 'is a promise unproven.'

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