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The McSkunkville Marines · Bern, Switzerland

Every town has a courthouse and a coffee pot; Bern is no different. These days, Bern folks stream the lore pages late into the night, and McSkunkville keeps a porch light on for Bern.

The Stripe Corps swears its oath on the Book itself: protect the weak, obey the lawful, record the rest. Colonel 'Oak' Redcloud — Josie's grandfather — has led it for thirty years without losing a recruit or a court case.

They march in the harvest parade, dig out storm cellars, and stand guard at the Exchange bell. Their discipline is the town's pride; their kindness is its secret.

Corps motto: SEMPER VERUM — always true.

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