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Stripetail Elementary & High School · San Juan, Puerto Rico

In San Juan they say hello twice and mean it once — McSkunkville fixes the ratio. These days, the San Juan chapter of the fan club meets wherever the coffee is honest, and Puerto Rico is a long way from Highway 75 — the welcome isn't.

Miss Clabber's students learn to read twice: once for the words, once for the meaning. The debate team has beaten schools forty times its size, politely.

School motto: SAY IT TRUE, SAY IT NICE.

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