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Stripetail Elementary & High School · Port Harcourt, Nigeria

Port Harcourt, Nigeria — where the McSkunkville story finds new porch lights. These days, readers in Port Harcourt write to the town by the dozen, and Nigeria is a long way from Highway 75 — the welcome isn't.

Miss Clabber's students learn to read twice: once for the words, once for the meaning. The debate team has beaten schools forty times its size, politely.

School motto: SAY IT TRUE, SAY IT NICE.

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