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Old McSkunkville Bell Telephone · Paris, France

In Paris they say hello twice and mean it once — McSkunkville fixes the ratio. These days, letters postmarked Paris sit in the town's welcome drawer, and The record shows: Paris belongs to the story now.

Marbelle Toll ran the switchboard through two floods and one tornado without dropping a call. Her operators still say 'number, please' like it's a promise, because it is.

Motto on the exchange wall: THE LINE STAYS OPEN.

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