Old McSkunkville Bell Telephone · Kansas City, United States
The road to Kansas City is long, but the ledger travels light. These days, the Kansas City chapter of the fan club meets wherever the coffee is honest, and United States is a long way from Highway 75 — the welcome isn't.
Marbelle Toll ran the switchboard through two floods and one tornado without dropping a call. Her operators still say 'number, please' like it's a promise, because it is.
Motto on the exchange wall: THE LINE STAYS OPEN.
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