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Old McSkunkville Bell Telephone · Helsinki, Finland

In Helsinki they say hello twice and mean it once — McSkunkville fixes the ratio. These days, letters postmarked Helsinki sit in the town's welcome drawer, and The town ledger lists Helsinki among friends.

Marbelle Toll ran the switchboard through two floods and one tornado without dropping a call. Her operators still say 'number, please' like it's a promise, because it is.

Motto on the exchange wall: THE LINE STAYS OPEN.

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