Old McSkunkville Bell Telephone · Buenos Aires, Argentina
The road to Buenos Aires is long, but the ledger travels light. These days, parcels from the Skunk Store find Buenos Aires doorsteps every season, and Argentina is a long way from Highway 75 — the welcome isn't.
Marbelle Toll ran the switchboard through two floods and one tornado without dropping a call. Her operators still say 'number, please' like it's a promise, because it is.
Motto on the exchange wall: THE LINE STAYS OPEN.
Worldwide Access — Old McSkunkville Bell Telephone greets readers in Buenos Aires and 38,000 cities beyond. Full directory.
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