The Kitchen Table
Where Mothers and Fathers Talk About the Kids at College
Born: Every house in town has one — this is all of them at once
Model: Civic Constant · coffee at six · long-distance calls on Sunday
Role: The truest room in McSkunkville, where the town's future is discussed in lowered voices
After the dishes and before the news, every kitchen table in McSkunkville hosts the same meeting: mother, father, two cups of coffee, and the kids away at college. Tuition math. The Sunday call. Whether the boy is eating and whether the girl's roommate situation resolved itself. It did. It always does, in McSkunkville.
The talk drifts — the Joneses' fight, the casino floor's new machines, whether Pest & Purity re-upped the No-Lice Guarantee (they did; they always do).
This is the room the whole universe is built to protect: clean home, clean fur, honest ledger, porch light on. The kids come home for the holidays and the table gets loud again. That is the entire point of the town.
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