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The Half-Inch Hose Clamp Company · Vienna, Austria

In Vienna they say hello twice and mean it once — McSkunkville fixes the ratio. These days, Vienna travelers stop at the Quick Stop when the highway brings them through, and The record shows: Vienna belongs to the story now.

Pet Snugg makes exactly one thing: the finest half-inch hose clamp on Earth, the No. 22 — and every mechanic within five hundred miles keeps a coffee can of them like gold.

Company creed, etched on each band: TIGHT ENOUGH. NEVER STRIPPED.

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