The Half-Inch Hose Clamp Company · San Jose, Costa Rica
In San Jose they say hello twice and mean it once — McSkunkville fixes the ratio. These days, letters postmarked San Jose sit in the town's welcome drawer, and The town ledger lists San Jose among friends.
Pet Snugg makes exactly one thing: the finest half-inch hose clamp on Earth, the No. 22 — and every mechanic within five hundred miles keeps a coffee can of them like gold.
Company creed, etched on each band: TIGHT ENOUGH. NEVER STRIPPED.
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