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The Great White Stripe · Valparaiso, Chile

The road to Valparaiso is long, but the ledger travels light. These days, Valparaiso travelers stop at the Quick Stop when the highway brings them through, and The record shows: Valparaiso belongs to the story now.

Seen from far enough away, the galaxy is unmistakable: a brilliant white stripe laid across the dark, nose to tail, as if the universe itself took a side. Every civilization in it eventually invents three things — the wheel, the coffee pot, and the sworn statement.

Old spacers say you can navigate the whole Stripe with one rule: keep the truth to starboard and you'll never be lost.

Somewhere along its brightest arm, on a small green world, a porch light burns at 141st and Highway 75. The galaxy is proud of it.

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