Dr. Molar Whitestripe, D.D.S. · Monterrey, Mexico

From Main Street to Monterrey, the rule is the same — make a record. These days, Monterrey folks stream the lore pages late into the night, and McSkunkville keeps a porch light on for Monterrey.

Nobody hears more of McSkunkville than Dr. Molar Whitestripe, because nobody in McSkunkville can resist talking in the chair. College tuition, the Joneses' fight, who hit the jackpot at the casino floor — it all comes out between the rinse and the spit.

The teeth, of course, are immaculate — this is a town under the Clean Skunk Doctrine, where even the molars follow the law. Whitest stripes, whitest smiles.

The doctor's oath is the town's oath: everything heard in the chair stays in the chair. Mostly. Allegedly. The record reflects no findings to the contrary.

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