The McSkunkville Courts
Basketball Under the Lights — Where the Town Settles It Fair
Born: Poured the same year as the courthouse — the town liked the symmetry
Model: Twin Courts · chain nets · lights until eleven
Role: The proving ground where every McSkunkvillian learns to win clean and lose cleaner
Two courts, chain nets, and lights that hum until eleven — the McSkunkville courts are where the town takes its arguments when the courthouse feels too formal. Best of three settles most things; best of five settles the Joneses.
The style of play is pure Skunkian: fast, clean, and honest to the whistle. Nobody flops in McSkunkville. The doctrine forbids it.
College scouts have come through more than once, and the kitchen tables of the town still talk about who almost went pro. Around here, 'almost' is a badge, not a wound.
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