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The McSkunkville Mint · Series One · Est. 2026

Own the Town.

Numbered. Sealed. Registered. A collectible line built like a Lionel legacy set and disciplined like a Swiss watchhouse — every piece enters the Mint Registry the day it leaves the vault.

The Mint Registry Doctrine

Scarcity is a discipline, not a slogan.

Numbered, forever

Series One is capped at 2,500 per figure. When it's gone, the mold is retired on the record — publicly, permanently.

Sealed-case standard

Unbroken factory seal + original packaging is graded and logged. The registry tracks which numbers remain sealed.

Certificate of authenticity

Every piece ships with a signed COA tied to its registry number. Provenance you can hand to the next collector.

The retirement docket

Retired pieces move to the public Retirement Docket — collectors see exactly how scarce their number is.

Collectibles are goods, not investments. Some collectibles appreciate; none are guaranteed to. Buy it because you love the town.

Series One · The Founders' Cast

The figures start at $75.
The numbers do the rest.

Atticus BradStreet McDermott — Series One Figure

Numbered №0001–2500 · sealed collector box · COA

Atticus BradStreet McDermott — Series One Figure

$75.00
The Honorable Judge Brett David McSkunk — Series One Figure

Robed · working gavel accessory · numbered COA

The Honorable Judge Brett David McSkunk — Series One Figure

$75.00
Judge McScoober — Series One Figure

Mid-slam gavel pose · numbered COA · sealed box

Judge McScoober — Series One Figure

$75.00
Caden McSkunkmont of McSkunkville — The Reluctant Witness

Wrench in paw · 'here we go again' smirk · numbered COA

Caden McSkunkmont of McSkunkville — The Reluctant Witness

$75.00
Ariel of the House McSkunkmont — Figure

Mother of the next generation · numbered COA

Ariel of the House McSkunkmont — Figure

$75.00
Don Mick Pimpson of McSkunkville — The Untouchable

Espresso in paw · never goes down · numbered COA · Pimpson floor: nothing under $2,000

Don Mick Pimpson of McSkunkville — The Untouchable

$2,500.00
The McSkunk Made Man — Figure

Made for life · never pinched · numbered COA

The McSkunk Made Man — Figure

$75.00
The McSkunk Skipper — Figure

Ship's wheel accessory · zero souls lost · numbered COA

The McSkunk Skipper — Figure

$85.00
McSkunk, Pullman Porter — Figure

Pours on a curve, loses not a drop · numbered COA

McSkunk, Pullman Porter — Figure

$75.00
McSkunk, Heritage Line Engineer — Figure

Oil can & bandana · runs the 8:15 · numbered COA

McSkunk, Heritage Line Engineer — Figure

$75.00
McSkunk, Ultra Line Conductor — Figure

220 mph and on schedule · numbered COA

McSkunk, Ultra Line Conductor — Figure

$75.00
McSkunk, Yardmaster of Stripe Yard — Figure

Lantern & pocket watch · numbered COA

McSkunk, Yardmaster of Stripe Yard — Figure

$75.00
McSkunk, District Attorney — Figure

Charging finger raised · numbered COA

McSkunk, District Attorney — Figure

$75.00
McSkunk, Defense Counsel — Figure

Objection in progress · numbered COA

McSkunk, Defense Counsel — Figure

$75.00
McSkunk, Bailiff of the Court — Figure

Order in the court, physically · numbered COA

McSkunk, Bailiff of the Court — Figure

$75.00
McSkunk, County Sheriff — Figure

Star, duster & patience · numbered COA

McSkunk, County Sheriff — Figure

$85.00
McSkunk, First Stripe Banker — Figure

Ledger open to your page · numbered COA

McSkunk, First Stripe Banker — Figure

$75.00
The Fin & Vig Man of McSkunkville — Figure

Plaid suit · briefcase of regret · numbered COA

The Fin & Vig Man of McSkunkville — Figure

$85.00
McSkunk, Master Watchmaker — Figure

Loupe, tweezers & Calibre One · numbered COA

McSkunk, Master Watchmaker — Figure

$85.00
McSkunk, Sauce Pitmaster — Figure

Bottle held like a verdict · numbered COA

McSkunk, Sauce Pitmaster — Figure

$75.00
McSkunk, Soda Jerk — Figure

Black cherry, sliding your way · numbered COA

McSkunk, Soda Jerk — Figure

$75.00
McSkunk, Country Club Stinker — Figure

Mid-swing, mid-sandbag · numbered COA

McSkunk, Country Club Stinker — Figure

$75.00
McSkunk, Racer №8 — Figure

Out of nowhere is a strategy · numbered COA

McSkunk, Racer №8 — Figure

$85.00
McSkunk, Marina Captain — Figure

Throttle open · move aside, I'll take the wheel · numbered COA

McSkunk, Marina Captain — Figure

$85.00
McSkunk, Astronaut of the Sky Address — Figure

The Sky Address division · numbered COA

McSkunk, Astronaut of the Sky Address — Figure

$95.00
The Visitor of McSkunkville — Figure

From the Haze · tiny gavel included · numbered COA

The Visitor of McSkunkville — Figure

$95.00
McSkunk, Poker Dealer — Figure

Hold'em & Omaha only, house law · numbered COA

McSkunk, Poker Dealer — Figure

$75.00
McSkunk, Bingo Caller — Figure

B-8, sweetheart · numbered COA

McSkunk, Bingo Caller — Figure

$75.00
McSkunk, Schoolhouse Teacher — Figure

The Schoolhouse Standard, in the flesh · numbered COA

McSkunk, Schoolhouse Teacher — Figure

$75.00
McSkunk, Ramrod Law Student — Figure

Twelve ramrods, one coffee · numbered COA

McSkunk, Ramrod Law Student — Figure

$75.00
David of McSkunkville — National Defense Counsel

The founder's stature · flag pin · gold eagle portfolio · numbered COA

David of McSkunkville — National Defense Counsel

$95.00
Donna Pimpson of McSkunkville — The Matriarch

Pearls · the casserole outranks the capos · numbered COA · Pimpson floor: nothing under $2,000

Donna Pimpson of McSkunkville — The Matriarch

$2,000.00
The McSkunk Capo — Figure

Camel-hair coat · middle management of the untouchable · numbered COA

The McSkunk Capo — Figure

$85.00
The McSkunk Soldier — Figure

Runs the bread, keeps the peace · numbered COA

The McSkunk Soldier — Figure

$75.00
The Pimpson Kids of McSkunkville — Two-Figure Set

Slingshot & toy gavel · the succession, allegedly · numbered COA · Pimpson floor: nothing under $2,000

The Pimpson Kids of McSkunkville — Two-Figure Set

$2,200.00
Bruno — The Don's Skunk (a Skunk for a Dog) — Figure

Why, but of course · gold collar · tiny leash · numbered COA

Bruno — The Don's Skunk (a Skunk for a Dog) — Figure

$75.00
The Founders' Cast — Complete Vault Set

Full Series One cast · museum case · 1 of 500

The Founders' Cast — Complete Vault Set

$1,499.00

The Town System · Heirloom Grade

Build McSkunkville on your table.

Lionel-set craftsmanship: lit lampposts, marble courthouse, brick main street. Every building keyed to the town map — collect the whole city, block by block.

McSkunkville Main Street — Starter Set

Courthouse + Main Street · lit lampposts · heirloom grade

McSkunkville Main Street — Starter Set

$499.00
The McSkunkville Courthouse — Flagship Kit

Lit interior · walnut base · brass nameplate

The McSkunkville Courthouse — Flagship Kit

$349.00

The SkyLine System

It goes around
your whole house.

A crafted rail that rides the top of your walls, room to room — lit buildings, glowing lampposts, the whole town circling overhead. Installation kit, lighting harness, the whole nine yards.

SkyLine Wall Rail — 12ft Starter Kit

Ceiling-line rail · install kit · 2 lit buildings

$399.00

SkyLine Whole-Home System

Wraps every wall in the house · full install kit · lighting harness

$1,899.00

Put Yourself In The Town

Your face. Your figure. Your name plate.

Citizen of McSkunkville — Your Face, Your Figure

Your likeness printed · engraved name plate · 3 outfits

Citizen of McSkunkville — Your Face, Your Figure

$249.00
Face-In-The-Town Custom Tee

Your portrait, McSkunkville style · heavyweight cotton

Face-In-The-Town Custom Tee

$59.99
Digital Deed — One Lot in McSkunkville

Registered digital collectible · named lot on the town map

Digital Deed — One Lot in McSkunkville

$25.00
The McSkunk Coin — Solid Gold Proof

From The McSkunkville Mint

The Skunk Coin.
Collector's Proof.

Minted metal, numbered, capsuled. A proof of citizenship — not a currency. The Mint keeps its bigger ideas sealed until they're ready.

$3,950.00

Also in the house

The Estate Collection — the Cold Case refrigerator, the Skunk Walk chesterfield, Chambers china — and The Gold Standard: 18k pendants, the Stripe bracelet, the Verdict chronograph.

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