The whole nine yards apply
Become a Citizen
of McSkunkville
Digital · 28 U.S.C. § 1331 · A federally protected right
Your speech here is expression; federal questions belong in federal court. The town stands on both.
Live your digital life where the living is honest. One lot with your name on it. A legal education nobody can repossess. Business ventures that start with a handshake in the Square. This is what a network is supposed to be — and the ones with the blue thumbs know it.
One Lot in McSkunkville
Your digital deed — a numbered parcel of the town, recorded in the Mint Registry. Own the corner you argue from.
The Legal Education
Full access to Ramrod Law School, the Law Library, the Builder, and the Moot Court. A citizen who knows the law is the whole point of the town.
The Square
Everybody gets to squarely meet within the center of it — citizen to citizen, no algorithm deciding who you are. The platform that makes Facebook look like a filing error is being framed right now.
Business Standing
Citizens pitch first. The Nothing Offer, the store divisions, the licensing lanes — your citizenship number is your seat at the table.
Take the oath. Take the lot.
The oath is one sentence: "I will read the whole document before I sign it." If you can live by that, sign below.
Citizenship is honorary and free — it confers community standing within this universe, not legal status. Fiction · Satire & Parody · Protected Expression. © 2026 David McDermott · Law Skunk™ · McSkunkville™ · Registry SKW-009 · All Rights Reserved.
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