The Land Rush · June 2026
The McSkunkville Land Rush Is Open: Buy Internet Real Estate at Founder's Rates
Let the record reflect the date. Today, the McSkunkville universe — 9,689 indexed pages spanning 241 world cities, 14 industries, a stock exchange, a navy, a hospital, and an 88-floor newsroom tower — opens its advertising real estate to the public for the first time. Founder's rates. First come, first carved in.
What is actually for sale
Five placements exist, and this house sells nothing it cannot deliver: the City Network Placement ($100/mo — your banner across all 241 world-city pages of one entity), the Highway 75 Sign ($250/mo — the industry wing, where the trucking and towing traffic rolls), the Main Street Billboard ($500/mo — the busiest corner in the universe), the Industry Title Sponsor ($1,500/mo — an entire wing, exclusive, one sponsor per industry), and the Stripe Tower Naming Rights ($10,000/yr — one exists, one will ever exist).
Why the price goes up
Because the universe does. Every month new wings open, new pages index, and new readers find the porch light. Main Street at $500 today is listed at $25,000 on the future rate card. The Tower at $10,000 today is listed at $250,000. We publish both numbers side by side because this house does not do surprises — it does records. Founder's rates are honored for as long as a placement renews without lapse.
The honest part
We will not tell you we have a hundred million visitors. We will tell you what we can prove: real pages, really indexed, in a universe that has grown from six characters to nearly ten thousand URLs in one season — and a rate card that rewards the people who showed up before it was obvious. Every placement checks out through the Skunk Store with secure payment. Every deal goes in writing. That is the McSkunkville way. — A.B.M.
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