The Record · September 2026
The Man Who Made the State Recall Its Own Warrant — and Then Drew Down a $25 Billion Demand on Google
Let the record reflect the week David Bruce McDermott II just had. On one front: the State of Oklahoma, which issued a bench warrant against him on grounds his own emails disproved, RECALLED that warrant — after he papered every oversight body in the state with the receipts. No lawyer. No firm. One man, a keyboard, and a record nobody could argue with. When a prosecutor's office retreats from its own process, the scoreboard doesn't need a commentator.
Then Google turned out the lights
While he was fighting for his liberty, his nationwide business — roughly 50,000 pages, city rankings from Tacoma to Tucson, three hundred thousand impressions in a single summer — collapsed out of Google's index. No notice. No stated reasons. No human being to call. An appeal apparatus that answers nothing. It took his own privately built diagnostic operation to learn what happened, weeks later, while the business bled $3,000 a week.
This house tells the truth even when it costs
Here is what separates this record from every internet grievance you've read: when the diagnostics came back showing a technical defect on OUR side of the fence had triggered Google's automated systems, we put that finding IN the legal file — front and center, under a heading called Candor to the Court. The defect was repaired in one weekend: 38,885 pages rebuilt, verified by direct crawler test, recovery already showing. The claim that survives is the one Google cannot explain away: a company adjudicated a monopolist in general search owes the businesses it invites aboard three simple things when it removes them — NOTICE, REASONS, and a HUMAN. It provided none.
The paper is loaded
As of this writing: a pre-suit demand with a ten-business-day clock and a litigation-hold preservation notice, addressed to Mountain View and Google's Oklahoma registered agent. Behind it, a drafted federal complaint captioned for the United States District Court for the Eastern District of Oklahoma — breach of contract and the covenant of good faith, the Oklahoma Consumer Protection Act, promissory estoppel, declaratory and injunctive relief — with punitive damages sought in whatever amount a jury finds just to deter a company of Alphabet's size. The stated ceiling: twenty-five billion dollars. The Sherman Act, Section 2, sits reserved in writing should the repaired site be mistreated. Every case cited with its full citation, because that is the rule of this house.
Why it matters to you
Because the rules as written make you shit out of luck the moment the button gets pressed — no phone number, no hearing, no remedy — whether you're a junk-removal man in Oklahoma or the shop your family built for thirty years. One man recalled a warrant this month. Now he's asking a federal court to say the biggest gatekeeper on earth owes working people the same thing he demanded from the State: process. The demand letter mails when the founder says mail. The clock starts when he starts it. — A.B.M., Counsel of the House
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