The McSkunkville Courthouse · Fiction & Legal Education · Not Legal Advice · Facts First
Ten Courtrooms · Two Divisions · One Front Door
The Front Door · Presiding
The Hon. Judge Brett McSkunk
Runs the front door with his gavel — crisp, clean, and mean. Every visitor passes his bench before finding their courtroom. Press play. Sound on.
The Virtual Intro · For the Prosecution
Atticus Bradstreet McDermott
She walks in, she introduces herself, and the room understands the arrangement: everyone else is the defendant. Press play. Sound on.
Chambers of Last Resort · Contempt Docket
The Hon. Judge McScoober
WHAM. WHAM. WHAM. Where the disorderly get sent, and where exactly one sentence has ever been pronounced: "McDermott — sit down in that chair!" Nobody knows why he yells it at everyone. Nobody asks. Sound on.
Criminal Division
Civil Division